And the Lord did grin: Help please →
the-angel-24601: Hello my lovely friends, Do any of you have experience with the law or know lawyers? I ask because I am pressing charges against the restaurant for firing me for being raped in their parking lot. I am working with an advocate group and they are providing me assistance free…
Lilo, why are you all wet?
onelittleactor: sevenpoints: reichenbitch: xximmaeatjooxx: videovriska: daswiener: captainhufflepuff: This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash. I always thought this scene was adorable Wow thanks guy Right in the childhood. i never made that...
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I am a male. I am a girl. I am shorter than 5’4. I think I’m ugly. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different color. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have a tattoo. I want a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my body. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than 2 piercings. I have a piercing in a place...
snowpetal: i want to live in a forest, in a cute cottage with a lake and i can just go on adventures and listen to music and watch birds and life would be perfect
SO CLOSE TO BEING IN VEGAS ADNSOUFBEGFBIEAFIABDFS;FSFEF I AMSTILLWORKING ON MY LAST FINAL AND IT IS KILLING ME. BEEN WORKING ON THE SAME SUBJECT FOR DAYS AND AUUUUUGGGGHHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH WORK THIS TEACHER HAS PUT ME THROUGH EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN’T EVEN COME UP WITH ANY OF HIS CURRICULUM MATERIAL HIMSELF. HE EVEN TOOK HIS TESTS FROM AN AP FLASHCARDS WEBSITE. 3:20 AM WHY ARE YOU SO...
ryanvoid: Being a resentful, bitter asshole is no badge of honor. Doesn’t make you interesting or cool. Being polite and courteous to someone who’s done you wrong isn’t two-faced and callow; it means you’ve taken a level in being a person.
When first starting out playing Assassin's Creed:...
Guard knocks Ezio off tower:
Me after playing Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:
Me: Bastardo! Tua madre era un maiale sporco che dormiva con i cani! Ti ucciderò per questo figlio di un cane! SI RITORNO QUI.
-Ezio flings himself off tower wall into mid air-
AC Brotherhood: DESYNCHRONIZED.
Grace's 9-year-old Writing
korralations: My dad e-mailed this to me. I wrote this when I was 9, and it makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s hilarious if you wanna giggle a bit. I typed this up on my dad’s computer and he saved it, keeping it this whole time. I’ve been writing since I was six, and some of this stuff is just golden. I’m warning you, it’s a giggle fest because it makes no sense at all. Read More Wow....
Don’t explain. People only hear what they want to hear.– Paulo Coelho (via meowor-never)
We stopped freaking out about the “Oh my god, women want to wear pants!” thing a...– The Smart Set: Walk Like a Man - May 16, 2012 (via alexand-ler)
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url