It was only upon the arrival back home that I realized how completely out of it I was during work from pure exhaustion. Because the coffee kicked in and oh man. Wow.
Like seriously the night as it went in my head was a little something like this:
Person/Coworker: And now I will say something completely normal and reasonable!
Me:…OH! Ah, I remember…! (Long pause)
My Thoughts: Wow, I love butterflies. Like a lot.
Me: OH I REMEMBER NOW. HANGERS. THIS ONE IS BROKEN…uhm…oh yeah! I need to put it in the trash!
Me: I remembered! :D
Me: (Walks Off)
My Thoughts: (Watches Customers) I SWEAR BY MY MIGHTY LITTLE PERSON RAGE IF YOU DO NOT PUT THAT BACK I WILL…WELL I DON’T KNOW I FORGOT AGAIN BUT SO HELP ME…You know what? Nachos are pretty cool. Seriously.